“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
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“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
BUCKET .....BIG BIG BUCKETQuote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq
hahahahahaha
Quote:
Originally Posted by nowoolies
When you have finished with the bucket can I borrow it?? hahahahahaha
"Paybacks are a b1tch"Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
Hahaha
Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
“Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other.
When one takes a rest,
the other one tends to take up the slack.”
~ Hazelmarie “Mattie” Elliott
“I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry”
Jerry Seinfield
“You cannot do a kindness too soon...............for you never know how soon it will be too late.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes