Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.
It's hard to soar like an eagle, when you are surrounded by turkeys
Don't get mad at people who break things. They are the source of my income.
And the demise of mine.
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
Helen Keller
I God had intended man to drink beer, he would have given them stomachs.
Everybody has to believe in something.
Me????
I believe I'll have another drink!
Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have drunk, and I feel ashamed. Then I look into my glass and think of all the workers in the brewery, and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver".
I drink to make other people interesting!
(Yes I did just get sent a bunch of beer thoughts from a mate)
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach him to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
There are more old drunks then there are old doctors.
If beer isn't the answer, it's because your asking the wrong question.
I'm off for a quiet drink, then 20 noisy ones!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
There are 24 hours in a day. There are 24 beers in a carton. Coincidence?
The greatest invention in history was beer. Sure the wheel was great, but it doesn't go well with pizza.
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places."
“The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists.”
~Japanese Proverb
“Better to struggle with a sick jackass
than carry the wood by yourself.” Zen Proverb
Get rid of the guard dog that doesn't bare its teeth
Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.
Everything you say and do will be used against you.
“If you think you’re too small to have an impact,
try going to bed with a mosquito.”
~ Anita Roddick
Zzzzzzzzzz
Better to lose while giving it your all, then to win with no effort. It's more rewarding that way.
Any wins a good win :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Punderhead
“A proud man is seldom a grateful man,
for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.”
~ Henry Ward Beecher
Whenever you ask for a hand,
there is one at the end of your arm
Never confuse post count with expertise
If the grass looks greener on the other side, that's probably because it's fertilised with bulls**t
Maybe you do have to most to lose, but, it's only because you've got the most.
Major Margaret hoolihan, MASH
Talk is cheap, and a picture is only worth 1000 words. But actions are priceless.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln
“Champions keep playing until they get it right.”
~ Billie Jean King
“There are two ways to live:
you can live as if nothing is a miracle,
or you can live as if everything is a miracle.”
~ Albert Einstein
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy
Too many thoughts in one day make my head hurt.
~ Me
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“Never mistake motion for action.”
~ Ernest Hemingway
(1899-1960)