Cracked me up this one did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
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Cracked me up this one did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
I went to the doctor the other day and he asked what brought me here to day, I said my legs. But seriously I told him I thought I had a cricket ball up my bum, he says `howzat`. Don`t you start I said.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Why did the semen cross the road?
I wore the wrong socks today.*
Why are camels called ships of the desert ? Because they're full of Arab seamen .
Red heads got called carrot top(s) many years ago. Don`t know why, as the leaves are green.
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