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“No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain, you might look good,
but all you could do is run for public office.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)
"May your life be like toilet paper... long and useful."
“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,
but all the happiness and growth
occurs while you’re climbing it.”
~ Andy Rooney
(1919-2011)
"My favourite saying: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!"
Riebe, Wolfgang.
"I've learned that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. So start enjoying those little things in life - it does make a difference."
“People who say it cannot be done
should not interrupt those who are doing it.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
― Mark Twain
I like taking shit from people, one day I may need to use it.
"There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry."
“Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don’t matter,
and those who matter don’t mind.”
~ Dr. Seuss
"Forgiveness is all about me giving up my right to hurt you for hurting me."
"If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot help you either. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. If you worry you die, if you don't worry you die, so why worry?"
Good advice, I'm currently getting slammed with a major problem at work and this actually relieved my stress...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Good!!.....Quote:
Originally Posted by AB
"It will do no good to argue if you're in the wrong. If you're right, you don't need to."
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“It’s not whether you get knocked down,
it’s whether you get up.”
~ Vince Lombardi
"Any man who knows all the answers most likely misunderstood the questions."
“I am beginning to learn that
it is the sweet, simple things of life
which are the real ones after all.”
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
"When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum."
"Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there weren't a way to get over them."
"It's important to focus on one thing at a time. Even in the Roman times they understood this with their Proverb; "The man who chases two rabbits catches none."
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
“What to do with a mistake:
recognize it,
admit it,
learn from it,
forget it.”
~ Dean Smith
Forgive, not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you deserve peace
( play nice, you lot)
"Wake up and stop falling prey to the conditioning of the media and society around you. It's only those people who are awake that live in a state of constant amazement."
“Negative people need drama like oxygen.
Stay positive,
it’ll take their breath away.”
~ Tony Gaskins
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Miles Kington
Don't worry what others think, but be happy with yourself. Because at the end of the day, others can go their seperate ways, but you're the only one who is stuck with yourself.
A near miss would be a hit, wouldn`t it?
All you need is love, but a little chocolate wouldnt hurt..
( Happy Valetine's day, ya bunch of ferals)
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"?I've learned that to ignore the facts does not change the facts."
“He was a self-made man
who owed his lack of success to nobody.”
~ Joseph Heller
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Anonymous
"Did you know that opportunities are never lost? That's because someone will always take the ones you miss!"
“Life has taught us that
love does not consist of gazing at each other,
but in looking together in the same direction.”
~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery
It is Valentines Day isnt it
Ha Ha I have just been told by Lorraine that it was yesterday LMAO
A fine is a tax for doing wrong,
A tax is a fine for doing well
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