The 3 word game!

into the slingshot

big hairy balls

That were smelly

And stained with

diesel and petrol

sourced from libya

straight from Gadafi's

own personal cache

wrapped in gold

wrapped chocolate coins

with caramel centres

that were gooey

With blood from

an experimental whale

Shot by greenpeace

for tuna patties

For experimental purposes

But taste yuuummm

when eaten raw

with fur-seal blood

washed down with

moon bear bile

ah yummy yummy

in my tummy

it slowly expands

until an almighty

foul smelling fart

launches my patrol

into a landcrab

I peeled myself

off the seat

& onto the

crappa for abig

after grog bog

needed for research

and wipped crapola

with my motorola

off the front

of my stinkin

two headed thingybob lmao sorry tassie couldnt help it