Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
Paddy & Mick find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show. Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's called Fact Hunt
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
you gunna get hung for that one if your cook finds outQuote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
hows the beer supply going did you say ....again hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
tis going nicely ta, got bought a carton the other day for doin a call out at w w w w wwwQuote:
Originally Posted by nowoolies
and that dont answer the given questionQuote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
stop trying to dodge it hahahahahahahahahaha
i have a printer you know and i know how to use it hahahahahahahaha
this is a mush see. One thing you should know before watching this is Orange is a mobile/internet network provider in the UK.
Enjoy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p0...kberry_sketch/
fantastic stuff Patch, great find.............. reminds me of the fork handles sketch the 2 Ronnies didQuote:
Originally Posted by patch697
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, "I'll have a beer thanks, and one for the road."
Dry as a bowl of plain rice bubbles, I know, but I love it!