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When I say I'm going to exercise,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate !!
Seeing that I stuffed up with a duplicate post here is another :
“Be open to your dreams, people.
Embrace that distant shore.
Because our mortal journey is over all too soon.”
~ David Assael
“If it’s sanity you’re after,
there’s no recipe like laughter.”
~ Henry Rutherford Elliot
“The path to our destination is not always a straight one.
We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back.
Maybe it doesn’t matter which road we embark on.
Maybe what matters is that we embark.”
~ Barbara Hall
We shall never know
all the good that
a simple smile can do.
~ Mother Teresa
“Every man’s work,
whether it be literature, or music, or pictures,
or architecture, or anything else,
is always a portrait of himself.”
~ Samuel Butler
If you always do
what you've always done,
you'll always get
what you've always got!
~ Anthony Robbins
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!!!
I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me there!!!
A bad days fishing is better than a good day's work.
Your only as old as the women you feel.
If 3 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea each year, does that mean the other two like it???
“When you make a mistake,
there are only three things
you should ever do about it:
admit it, learn from it,
and do not repeat it.”
~ Paul “Bear” Bryant
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Some of us say heaps and do nothing wrong, and some of us do heaps and say nothing wrong.
Tim
“Dream as if you’ll live forever,
live as if you’ll die today.”
~ James Dean
(1931-1955)
In the middle
of every difficulty
lies opportunity.
~ Albert Einstein
“Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die,
life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.”
~ Langston Hughes
A TV can insult your intelligence,
but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Bad things happen to good people
Its how we deal with it that defines us.
~ Cathy
“No matter how rich you become,
how famous or powerful,
when you die the size of your funeral
will still pretty much depend on the weather.”
~ Michael Pritchard
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
You know you're Australian if you believe that stubbies can either be drunk or worn.
live each day like it's your last one day your'e going to get it right
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
“You will not be punished for your anger,
you will be punished by your anger.”
~ Buddha
Life is like a warm bath. It feels great while you are in, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
smile all the time ,it makes people wonder what you been up to.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
“I am only one;
but still I am one.
I cannot do everything;
but still I can do something;
and because I cannot do everything,
I will not refuse to do the something
that I can do.“
Edward Everett Hale
(1822-1909)
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
“Did you ever see an unhappy horse?
Did you ever see a bird that had the blues?
One reason why birds and horses
are not unhappy is because they are not
trying to impress other birds and horses.”
~ Dale Carnegie
“Just play.
Have fun.
Enjoy the game.”
~ Michael Jordan