Many a man wishes he was strong enough to tear a telephone book in half,
especially if he has a teenage daughter.
~Guy Lombardo
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Many a man wishes he was strong enough to tear a telephone book in half,
especially if he has a teenage daughter.
~Guy Lombardo
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions
is like trying to satisfy hunger
by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)
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HOWARD THURMAN
Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
“The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball
STEVEN WRIGHT
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Lets find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
“The best way to keep one’s word
is not to give it.”
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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Deep. Man. DeepQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
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“Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds
cannot change anything.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:
She changes it more often.
~Oliver Herford
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
~Ron White
"Be soft. Do not let the World make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness."
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“Governments constantly choose
between telling lies and fighting wars,
with the end result always being the same.
One will always lead to the other.”
~ Thomas Jefferson
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Dalai Lama
I consider myself to be just one among 7 billion human beings. If I were to think of myself as different from others, or as something special, it would create a barrier between us. What makes us the same is that we all want to lead happy lives and gather friends around us. And friendship is based on trust, honesty and openness.
Wives are like phones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!..
“Children have never been very good
at listening to their elders,
but they have never failed
to imitate them.”
~ James Baldwin
“If you tell the truth,
you don’t have to remember anything.”
~ Author Unknown
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
They are unique just like everyone else :)Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
“The past cannot be changed.
The future is yet in your power.”
~ Mary Pickford
I always intended to pay for my sins,
But I could never afford it.
HARLAND WILLIAMS
Take it from me, wrinkle cream doesn't work. I've been using it for two years, and my balls still look like raisins.
The ideal man doesn't smoke,
doesn't drink,
doesn't do drugs,
doesn't swear,
doesn't get angry,
doesn't exist.
“If you want to test your memory,
try to recall what you were worrying about
one year ago today.”
~ E. Joseph Cossman
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A sense of contentment is crucial to being happy. Physical health, material wealth and friends contribute to this, but contentment governs our relations with them all.
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON
The essence of leadership is being able to see the iceberg before it hits the Titanic.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
“The only real prison is fear,
and the only real freedom
is freedom from fear”
~ Aung San Suu Kyi
EMILY P. BISSELL
Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind.
“Isn’t it funny how day by day
nothing changes,
but when you look back
everything is different?”
~ C.S. Lewis
“My wish isn’t to mean
everything to everyone
but something to someone.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“Generosity is giving more than you can,
and pride is taking less than you need.”
~ Khalil Gibran
(1883-1931)
One of the greater US PresidentsQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Next to creating life, the finest thing to do is save one.
Abraham Lincoln
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Always have a book at hand, in the parlor, on the table, for the family;
a book of condensed thought and striking anecdote, of sound maxims and truthful apothegms.
It will impress on your own mind a thousand valuable suggestions,
and teach your children a thousand lessons of truth and duty.
Such a book is a casket of jewels for your household.
~Tryon Edwards