SYDNEY J. HARRIS
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
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SYDNEY J. HARRIS
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
Liam Gallagher
It is not economical
to go to bed early to save the candles
if the result is twins.
~ Chinese Proverb
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If you look at a platypus, you think that God might get stoned, "OK, let's take a beaver and put on a duck's bill. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. Hey Darwin, kiss my ass!"
If a man is talking in the forest
and there is no woman there to hear him,
is he still wrong ?
And he could probably still hear her nagging
Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
because he deserves to
Apparently its the female mozzie that makes that bloody annoying buzz and sucks blood. Now why isn't that surprising
How cute........
SATCHEL PAIGE
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Dont worry about the world coming to an end today,
It is already tomorrow in Australia
'Charles Shultz'
“It’s fine to celebrate success
but it is more important
to heed the lessons of failure.”
~ Bill Gates
(For those Sydney Swans)
An expert is a man ( or woman) who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault
~ William Castle
SAM LEVENSON
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
“Think for yourselves
and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.”
~ Voltaire
(1694-1778)
Don`t say things in jest, someone will believe you.
Anybody who believes the way to a mans heart is through his stomach,
flunked geography.
~ Robert Byrne
MARK BURNETT
There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway.
Bob, that is the best quote I have ever readQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
I think ;-)
“Every man is guilty
of all the good he did not do.”
~ Voltaire
Forgive, not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you deserve peace
ANONYMOUS
It all went to hell when attacking what we hate became more important than defending what we love.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
“Did you ever see an unhappy horse?
Did you ever see a bird that had the blues?
One reason why birds and horses
are not unhappy is because they are not
trying to impress other birds and horses.”
~ Dale Carnegie
(1888-1955)
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it
which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea
cannot be expected to reproduce
~ Oliver wendell Holmes Snr
SHERRY TURKLE
We're lonely, but we're afraid of intimacy. And so from social networks to sociable robots, we're designing technologies that will give us the illusion of companionship without the demands of friendship.
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“Whatever the past has been,
you have a spotless future.”
~ Author Unknown
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,
‘Where have I gone wrong?’
Then a voice says to me,
‘This is going to take more than one night.'”
~ Charles M. Schulz
One problem with gazing too often into the past
is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.
~ Michael Cibenko
MARK TWAIN
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
“If you’ve heard this story before,
don’t stop me,
because Id like to hear it again.”
~ Groucho Marx
If some one carries on like a pork chop, are we allowed to cook them?
If the world were a logical place,
men would ride side saddle
~ Rita Mae Brown
MURIEL STRODE
I will not follow where the path may lead,
but I will go where there is no path,
and I will leave a trail.
The road to success is always under construction.
Quote by Lily Tomlin
There are big ships and small ships,
But the best ship of all is friendship
“There are more quarrels smothered
by just shutting your mouth,
and holding it shut,
than by all the wisdom in the world.”
~ Henry Ward Beecher
It doesn't matter who you were or where you came from, all that matters is the person you are today