“As for me, all I know is
that I know nothing.”
~ Socrates
(B.C. 469 – 399)
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“As for me, all I know is
that I know nothing.”
~ Socrates
(B.C. 469 – 399)
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
PAUL RODRIGUEZ
Life isn't like a box of chocolates.
It's like a jar of jalapeños:
You never know what's going to burn your ass.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
“Many of life’s failures are people
who did not realize how close they were to success
when they gave up.”
~ Thomas Edison
JAMES STEPHENS
Let the past be content with itself,
for man needs forgetfulness as well as memory.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Calvin Coolidge
Spring has Sprung
The Grass has Riz
and I wonder where the Flowers is
Bird on Wing
Now isnt that absurd
I always thought the Wings were on the Bird
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
Steve Jobs
By the time you are 75 years old,
you have slept for 23 of them
(scary, ay)
Not with a bloody 4 yr old otherwise I'd be abloody slap now!Quote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
ROBERT FROST
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life -- It goes on.
There's one good thing about baldness, it's always neat.
Don Herold
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
~ Miles Kington
T. H. WHITE
[Learning] is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust . . . never fear . . . and never dream of regretting.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
“Do Something.
If it works, do more of it.
If it doesn’t,
do something else.”
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
JOHN WOODEN
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
William Feather
“Of all the paths you take in life,
make sure a few of them are dirt.”
~ John Muir
Or in the case of some of you guys substitute Mud for Dirt LOL
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions
is like trying to satisfy hunger
by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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Dedication TOTD.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
Joan Rivers
You can tell the X-Factor is staged.
Aher aher aherQuote:
Originally Posted by NP99
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
William Shakespeare
“There is a great difference between worry and concern.
A worried person sees a problem,
and a concerned person solves a problem.”
~ Harold Stephens
ANONYMOUS
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
“Pretty much all the honest truth-telling
there is in the world
is done by children.”
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
(1809-1894)
I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.
Marilyn Manson
RONALD REAGAN
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
"What you do makes a difference,
and you have to decide what kind of difference
you want to make."
~ Jane Goodall
“No matter what he does,
every person on earth plays a central role
in the history of the world.
And normally he doesn’t know it.”
~ Paulo Coelho
I understand the Jeep thing.....that's why I drive a Patrol!
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Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional.
WALTER BESANT
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick