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Penis pump, maybeQuote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
More likely a td42 with a big turboQuote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration
as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.”
~ Ann Landers
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.
Willie Nelson
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot”
JESSICA BRODY
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
“If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
- Groucho Marx
A woman rarely admits her age,
A man rarely acts it
if the meaning of life isnt in the fridge. why is there a light in it?
also does that mean that when you open the fridge that the lights are on but nobodys home?
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
Thomas Aquinas
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
Only in the darkness can you see the stars.
G'day folks,
Enjoy your life to the best you can, as long as the good lord allows you with your family and all of your friends!
PS, I know, I have lost 3.5 years of my live due to ill-health.
Kind regards,
Paul (PMC)
“Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
~ Confucius
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
MARY J. BLIGE
Negative words are powerful boomerangs so be careful what you say about people and yourself.
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar
into four pieces with your bare hands
and then eat just one of the pieces.”
~ Judith Viorst
That is a strength I do not have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Neither do I....Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Out of the mouths of babes come things that parents should never have said!!
~ Graffiti
DAISAKU IKEDA
Life is painful. It has thorns, like the stem of a rose. Culture and art are the roses that bloom on the stem. The flower is yourself, your humanity. Art is the liberation of the humanity inside yourself.
I always thought that you were a sensitive soul Growler LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Sick him Snicko with one of your mushy Quotes
OK Bob I will go find one! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Nah don't hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by snicko
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
If a man is talking in the forest,
and there is no woman there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
~ Author Unknown
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
JOE GIRARD
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices.
Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
“Don’t let yesterday
use up too much of today.”
~ Native American Proverb
MUHAMMAD ALI
It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
“People do not quit playing
because they grow old;
they grow old because
they quit playing.”
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
HOWARD RUFF
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
I saw a woman wearing a T-shirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“In taking revenge,
a man is but even with his enemy;
but in passing it over,
he is superior.”
~ Francis Bacon
GOLDIE HAWN
There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.
“I can do things you cannot,
you can do things I cannot;
together we can do great things.”
~ Mother Teresa
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn