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Originally Posted by taslucas
Will Burn !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Makka
A man was on a flight from USA to Australia. When he arrived at customs at Sydney Airport he was asked by the official "do you have a criminal record" to which the American replied "I didn't know you still needed one"!
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'
The guy says, 'No, I'm from Canada.'
The bartender says, 'What do you do in Canada?'
The guy says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'
The bartender says, 'A tixidermist?
What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?'
'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.
I mount animals.'
The bartender grins and yells, ' He's okay boys. He's one of us'
From our local offroad forum. Fail in the mountain.
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The international game called - The spoons :clapping:
In Polland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=NSHId7wUf64
Somewhere in East
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I18QChccdBI
Alexander that is the funniest shit I've seen in ages! PML :smileyvault-cute-bi
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen another ‘great pair.’ I don’t want to go to Syria either.”
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