~ANONYMOUS
When tempted to fight fire with fire,
remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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~ANONYMOUS
When tempted to fight fire with fire,
remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Look at the sparrows;
they do not know what they will do in the next moment.
Let us literally live from moment to moment.
~Mahatma Gandhi
I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't.
“Marriages Are Made In Heaven. But So Again, Are Farken Storms”
Regards,
PMC
Are any fish allergic to water.
- a friends 6yr old boy
You can't change what's
going on around you
until you start changing
what's going on within you.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
- MEGOMONSTER
G'day Trendsetters,
Farken talk is cheap . . . unless it involves your ex and her lawyer!
Regards,
PMC
We think too small.
Like the frog at the bottom of the well.
He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well.
If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
~Mao Tse-Tung
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
A good life is
when you assume nothing,
do more, smile often,
dream big, laugh a lot,
and realize how blessed you are for what you have.
~DESMOND TUTU
My father used to say,
"Don't raise your voice.
Improve your argument."
G'day lounge lizards,
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
Kind regards,
PMC
My VIOLET CRUMBLE niece says today.
" KFC is an emotion.
If someone asks how you are and you reply KFC, they would understand how you're feeling. "
wtf????????Quote:
Originally Posted by megomonster
That's my niece for you. This afternoon I told her the worlds oceans could be up to 10 kilometres deep. So she asks what's at the bottom. I said land. She says " so what people live there".Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
SHIRLEY MACLAINE
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
G'morning lounge lizards,
“No Man Is Truly Married Until He Understands Every Word His Wife Is NOT Saying”
Regards,
PMC
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
Paul Newman
OSCAR WILDE
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Friendship is like pissing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Regards
PMC
If you can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
Stephen King
Don't waste your time with explanations,
people only hear what they want to hear.
~ Paulo Coelho
But why have you done this? Urgh, I don't wanna know.Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Regards,
PMC
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
There are few things wholly evil or wholly good. Almost everything, especially of government policy, is an inseparable compound of the two, so that our best judgement of the preponderance between them is continually demanded.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
RICHARD L. EVANS Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
Alex Haley
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~ Ingrid Bergman
WILLIAM PRESCOTT
An obstacle is often a stepping stone.
People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things.
Edmund Hillary
CASKIE STINNETT
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
G'day folks,
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do". Isaac Asimov
Regards,
PMC
Never, never, never give up.
Winston Churchill
KAHLIL GIBRAN
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Regards,
PMC
When I'm fishing, I think quite a lot about the fish I'm targeting.
I also think about how I'm going to cook it.
- Me