HAHHAHAHAHa no worries mate my coffee induced awareness will wear off in the next couple of hours
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HAHHAHAHAHa no worries mate my coffee induced awareness will wear off in the next couple of hours
Why is everything in life that feels soooo good,
sooo baaaaad for you ?????
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
Learning to count is good.
Learning what counts
in Life is greater.
“Between the optimist and the pessimist,
the difference is droll.
The optimist sees the doughnut;
the pessimist the hole!”
~ Mclandburgh Wilson
My conscience is clear.....
thanks to a Lousy memory!
AA is for quitters...
Barney.
Marriage is an attempt to turn a night owl into a
homing pigeon
“The problem of power
is how to achieve its responsible use
rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use
of how to get men of power to live for the public
rather than off the public.”
~ Robert F. Kennedy
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work
Aristotle
Chinese proverb
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow
Bad habits lead to
bad memories.........or
marvelously delightful ones!
A smartarse is someone that can sit on an ice cream and tell you what flavour it is......
I like it!! Reminds me of another ...Quote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
"The doctor told me I need an optrectumy. Apparently it's an operation that severs the chord that joins my eyes to my @rsehole, and gets rid of my sh!tty outlook on life".
Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
“I love those who can smile in trouble,
who can gather strength from distress,
and grow brave by reflection.
‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink,
but they whose heart is firm,
and whose conscience approves their conduct,
will pursue their principles unto death.”
~ Leonardo da Vinci
Quote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
I keep forgetting to take the lens cap off!
“How far you go in life depends on
your being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving
and tolerant of the weak and strong.
Because someday in your life
you will have been all of these.”
~ George Washington Carver
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
A proud man is always looking down on things and people;
and, of course, as long as you’re looking down,
you can’t see something that’s above you.”
~ C.S. Lewis
(1898-1963)
It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
“I don’t need a friend who
changes when I change
and who nods when I nod;
my shadow does that much better.”
~ Plutarch
(46 – 120 CE/AD)
“There is not a more pleasing exercise of the mind
than gratitude.
It is accompanied with such an inward satisfaction
that the duty is sufficiently rewarded
by the performance.”
~ Joseph Addison
If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it's a good idea to count your fingers
“To live anywhere in the world today
and be against equality
because of race or color
is like living in Alaska
and being against snow.”
~ William Faulkner
“It’s a helluva start,
being able to recognize what makes you happy.”
~ Lucille Ball
(1911-1989)
“We live in a wonderful world
that is full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.”
– Jawaharlal Nehru
There well maybe no I in Team
but there is a U in "f:ck you"
You can't bullsh!t a bullsh!t artist
You can't make strawberry jam out of pig sh!t
It's hard to soar like an eagle when your working with turkeys
Second place
In theory you ran a great race,in practice you were the fastest loser
For a smartarse you still have a lot of teethQuote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
“He who seeks more than he needs
hinders himself from enjoying what he has.”
~ Hebrew Proverb
“Happy the man, and happy he alone,
he who can call today his own;
he who, secure within, can say,
tomorrow do thy worst,
for I have lived today.
~ John Dryden
Far out bob thats a cracker
my thought 4 the day....
The wedding S!CKS!!!!!!!!!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
“Imagination was given to man
to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
~ Francis Bacon
Cheers Bob the CRAFT returns hahahahahaha
"From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world".
- Saint Arnold of Metz, patron saint of brewers.
Once there was a wedding
Yeah after I posted it I thought that it was a duplicate LOL LOL but I gave you two yesterdayQuote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq