ANZMI false and misleading Assertions

So I wonder which one of these who were employed by Fynwest for the Wharfe was Paul, wonder if he's the one from SASR?



Army Reserve personnel have been identified as being involved in Dubai stevedoring training. Reserve members are part-time employees and there are less stringent conditions relating to taking leave. However, 5 members notified their unavailability to parade which included notification of overseas travel.
Of the 36 members in the permanent forces, the breakdown is as follows:

Australian Regular Army	Army Reserve
7	x Warrant Officer Class 1	1	x Captain
16	x Warrant Officer Class 2	1	x Warrant Officer Class 1
1	x Staff Sergeant	5	x Warrant Officer Class 2
3	x Sergeant	1	x Sergeant
4	x Corporal	1	x Corporal
3	x Lance Corporal	1	x Lance Corporal
1	x Private	1	x Private
Total:	35	Total:	11

Royal Australian Air Force
1 x Leading Aircraftman
Total: 1
The personnel came from the following units around Australia:

ADF Recruiting Unit—	- Melbourne	1
ADF Recruiting Unit	- Sydney	2
Army Logistics Training Centre	- Portsea	3
Command and Staff College	- Portsea	1
Defence Centre	- Perth	3
Directorate of Military Engineering (Army)	- Melbourne	7
Headquarters 13 Brigade	- Perth	1
Perth Logistics Battalion—	- Perth	1
Royal Australian Ordnance Corps	- Bandiana	1
School of Armour—	- Puckapunyal	1
Special Air Service Regiment	- Perth	1
2nd Commando Company	- Mosman	1
2nd Combat Engineer Regiment	- Enoggera	4
4th Brigade Admin Support Battalion	- Oakleigh South	1
4th/19th Prince of Wales Light Horse	- Macleod	2
5th/7th Battalion Royal Australian Regiment	- Liverpool	1
5th Combat Engineer Regiment	- Penrith	1
10th Terminal Regiment (Transport)	- Mosman	2
13th Field Squadron	- Perth	1
301 Base Wing (RAAF)	- Orchard Hills	1

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Originally Posted by threedogs

I dont care one way or another I just want to get back to normal.
Just seems to be dragging on, did AB go away ?
I wasnt waiting on NN he's a big boy and can do what he likes

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Since when have things ever been normal here!!!!????? hahahahaha

And yes the bossman went to Rusty_Nails wedding, and apparently will be joining us here in WA tomorrow night............. I'm so excited I could pee

Pull yourself together man sounds like you're falling apart. lol
Think of a dick joke and all will be good lol


PMC is not going to answer any question here , all he'll do imo
is cut and paste another page of non related dribble if that.
Suppose he should not have called us all turds etc etc

OOI are turds measured in KG or CM ???

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Originally Posted by threedogs

OOI are turds measured in KG or CM ???

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I measure mine in Hours.

IE after I punch one out... How many hours it takes before anyone else can enter the Dunny without onset of immediate and continuous projectile vomiting.

My record is a 4 hour turd but I admit I used a performance enhancing diet of caramalised onion, anchovie, licorice and vindaloo now banned by WADA and also blocked off the Air Con to the ablution area, a practise now outlawed by FARTS (Federated Australian Rectal Turdological Society).

Could also be described as "Hang time" imo
A good dog will do that. lol

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Originally Posted by the evil twin

I measure mine in Hours.

IE after I punch one out... How many hours it takes before anyone else can enter the Dunny without onset of immediate and continuous projectile vomiting.

My record is a 4 hour turd but I admit I used a performance enhancing diet of caramalised onion, anchovie, licorice and vindaloo now banned by WADA and also blocked off the Air Con to the ablution area, a practise now outlawed by FARTS (Federated Australian Rectal Turdological Society).

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I also measure mine in hours, but its to do with how long it takes to unblock the sewerage pipes, not how long the smell lingers, although that is a rather tasty byproduct.........

My record so far has been 18.5 hours, the watercorp and neighbours werent too happy that day...... I now eat plenty of curries and spicy food to keep my stools sloppy and try to stay off the eggs and bananas

This thread started with shit, so ending with it seems logical .......

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Originally Posted by Clunk

I also measure mine in hours, but its to do with how long it takes to unblock the sewerage pipes, not how long the smell lingers, although that is a rather tasty byproduct.........

My record so far has been 18.5 hours, the watercorp and neighbours werent too happy that day...... I now eat plenty of curries and spicy food to keep my stools sloppy and try to stay off the eggs and bananas

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Ahhh... You must be a member of ANUS (Australian National Union of Shitters) if your using the compaction standard of measurement versus odiferous.

I moved from ANUS after a rather sordid disagreement with an official about the use of artificial binding agents versus natural fibre doping when they disallowed my claim for 16 hours and 59 minutes.
Good to see you have subsequently beaten that mark anyway and by a significant margin too so my heartiest congratulations and keep the poo dropping as they say

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Originally Posted by TimE

This thread started with shit, so ending with it seems logical .......

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Sorry, got a bit bored... happens to me a lot when the 'on topic' posts dry up...

What's OOI?