“Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.”
Albert Einstein
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“Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.”
Albert Einstein
not dream your life, live your dreams
Very true Damian, very true.Quote:
Originally Posted by damianovdd
work to live, not live to work. Only just getting the hang of this one myself.
How come when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers?
Why is it everytime your hands become covered with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee?
Why, if you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now?
If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it!!!!!
Not So Deep Thoughts for the Day
* The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.
* It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.
* Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Oldies but goodies BobQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
why is that that the last person to empty the ice tray never fills the bloody thing back up?????!!!!!!!
When did Jam become 'fruit spread' ? Read the jar !!