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22nd November 2013, 10:36 PM
04OFF

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Originally Posted by Winnie

The hotel just got new phone apparently which don't work... I asked them if they could ring it but they just laughed and watched me run up and down the stairs trying to find the faerrrrkin thing!

Ya gotta stop staying at the blue oyster bar dude ! :wink:

hahahah !
22nd November 2013, 10:37 PM
Winnie

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed
22nd November 2013, 10:45 PM
Clunk

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Originally Posted by Winnie

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

Just fiddle with John Thomas, that'll keep you off the streets for 30 seconds
22nd November 2013, 10:45 PM
Winnie

I not like that
22nd November 2013, 10:51 PM
Clunk

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Originally Posted by Winnie

I not like that

What you on about Willis, I know of no man or boy over the age of puberty who doesn't like fiddle with good ol Johnny Thomas
22nd November 2013, 10:52 PM
Winnie

You crazy pommy loon
22nd November 2013, 10:53 PM
NissanGQ4.2

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Originally Posted by 04OFF

Damb, how old is she mate ?, think id be screaming like stuck pig with a double fracture !

Lorelei my daughter is 7, and I'd probably scream like a girl if it happened 2 me. I said to Erin my partner before we left, if it was fractured she would've been screaming.............I was wrong! I post up a photo 2morrow, I need sleep before I have another beer :)
22nd November 2013, 11:15 PM
Clunk

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
23rd November 2013, 01:16 AM
04OFF

You missed a few mate......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBcq4jXdORk
23rd November 2013, 02:48 AM
taslucas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnie

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

12 volt oven with a pack of garlic balls.......
23rd November 2013, 02:50 AM
taslucas

I just got home..
A good night had by all.
Very drunkish atm wooooo!
23rd November 2013, 03:31 AM
Winnie

I made it.
23rd November 2013, 06:32 AM
NissanGQ4.2

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Originally Posted by NissanGQ4.2

Lorelei my daughter is 7, and I'd probably scream like a girl if it happened 2 me. I said to Erin my partner before we left, if it was fractured she would've been screaming.............I was wrong! I post up a photo 2morrow, I need sleep before I have another beer :)

There u go boyz, harder to see the fracture in the pic I took on the phone of the x ray, gotta love doctors that let you play around in there surgery to take pics :)
23rd November 2013, 07:44 AM
taslucas

My head hurts.
45 minutes till gutlux time.

How you going Winnie?
23rd November 2013, 09:13 AM
Clunk

Probably still trying to ring his mobile from a public phone, then going back to his room to hear it ringing.
23rd November 2013, 10:36 AM
taslucas

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Originally Posted by Clunk

Probably still trying to ring his mobile from a public phone, then going back to his room to hear it ringing.

Spoken like someone who's been there before
23rd November 2013, 10:40 AM
Winnie

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Originally Posted by taslucas

My head hurts.
45 minutes till gutlux time.

How you going Winnie?

Ah felt a bit crappy in the morning but got on the beers at 5.30 and felt sweet.
23rd November 2013, 10:48 AM
NissanGQ4.2

I cracked open my first beer an hour ago, but I didn't stay up till all hrs of the morning drinking like u piss heads
23rd November 2013, 10:52 AM
Winnie

I was in bed before midnight!
23rd November 2013, 10:52 AM
growler2058

Ive just cracked me first fat yak for the day
23rd November 2013, 10:57 AM
Clunk

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Originally Posted by taslucas

Spoken like someone who's been there before

only going by poohs drunken ramblings of last night
23rd November 2013, 10:58 AM
Winnie

Bahahaha just read through last night's posts. Faaark
23rd November 2013, 11:08 AM
Winnie

I must have still be pretty blind this morning. Had a shower in the room and when I got out I thought shiiiit there's no towel what a shithole. So I used the bath mat to dry myself. Just now I realised that I had thrown the towel off the bed when I was looking for my phone hahaha
23rd November 2013, 11:33 AM
Winnie

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Looks what I just found in the room
23rd November 2013, 11:33 AM
NissanGQ4.2

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Originally Posted by Winnie

I must have still be pretty blind this morning. Had a shower in the room and when I got out I thought shiiiit there's no towel what a shithole. So I used the bath mat to dry myself. Just now I realised that I had thrown the towel off the bed when I was looking for my phone hahaha

hahahahah thats so funny, home u complained 2 reception before realising *L*
23rd November 2013, 11:44 AM
Clunk

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Originally Posted by Winnie

Looks what I just found in the room

blind in the true sense of the word!!!! lmfao
23rd November 2013, 12:25 PM
growler2058

Winnie you're a F@*%TARD!!
23rd November 2013, 02:02 PM
AB

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Let the Saturday feast begin!!!!

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23rd November 2013, 02:04 PM
AB

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It's smoking time!!!!

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23rd November 2013, 02:05 PM
AB

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Hickey

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23rd November 2013, 02:10 PM
growler2058

Who Fancy pants that looks soopa fancy yummo
23rd November 2013, 02:14 PM
Maxhead

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Originally Posted by AB

It's smoking time!!!!

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I'm on my way...lol You bringing this to the meetup bud??
23rd November 2013, 02:15 PM
AB

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Originally Posted by Nisshead

I'm on my way...lol You bringing this to the meetup bud??

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?
23rd November 2013, 02:15 PM
growler2058

Hey c0ckhead couldn't find that bloody chilli beer! Ended up getting some german cans (500ml) for $12 per six pack
23rd November 2013, 02:17 PM
Winnie

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Originally Posted by AB

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

Hell yeah!
23rd November 2013, 02:30 PM
Maxhead

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Originally Posted by AB

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

You're on ...lol Mate try it out and see how it goes... Maybe next meetup closer to you could be an idea???
23rd November 2013, 07:46 PM
taslucas

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Originally Posted by AB

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

Watch those.sneaky leaky.river crossings
23rd November 2013, 07:53 PM
taslucas

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Just got back. Ahhh nice canny day
23rd November 2013, 07:55 PM
Winnie

The old blokes I'm at the pub with just went back to the rooms so I'm stating to party
23rd November 2013, 07:57 PM
taslucas

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Bit wet out today

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