“Do not bite at the bait of pleasure
till you know there is no hook beneath it.”
~ Thomas Jefferson
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“Do not bite at the bait of pleasure
till you know there is no hook beneath it.”
~ Thomas Jefferson
"Fermentation may well have been a greater discovery than fire".
David Rains Wallace
Good one ScottyQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
It's from a page that I have in my favourites! Love the drink quotes ... and the pseudology links (study of the art of lying!! What to look for etc - like the tv show!! lol).Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“Accomplishing the impossible
means only that the boss
will add it to your regular duties.”
~ Doug Larson
There are two things with no limits
Space
Human stupidity.
“The golden opportunity you are seeking
is in yourself. It is not in your environment;
it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others;
it is in yourself alone.”
~ Orison Swett Marden
"To some, it is just a six pack. To me, it is a support group!!".
Anonymous
“A man can fail many times,
but he isn’t a failure until he begins
to blame somebody else.”
~ John Burroughs
(1837-1921)
"There are more old drunks than there are old doctors"
- Willie Nelson
I have a Doctors appointment next week and I am going to show him this one. Bloody hilarious and so trueQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
God bless Willie!!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“It is preoccupation with possession,
more than anything else,
that prevents men from living
freely and nobly.”
~ Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970)
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer".
- Henry Lawson
is that why i drink hahahahahaahQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
“It is a right and duty of the wise ones
to purify the strong by teaching them their duties
and to strengthen the weak by teaching them their rights.”
~ Subrahmanya Bharati
(1882-1921)
If you dont know where your going, you will end up somewhere else
“An old belief is like an old shoe.
We so value its comfort
that we fail to notice the hole in it.”
~ Robert Brault
Do not take Life too
seriously - you will never
get out of it alive.
~ Elbert Hubbard
"Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it".
- Anonymous
“With a lift of his chin, and a bit of a grin
Without any doubting or quit it,
He started to sing, as he tackled the thing
that couldn’t be done, and he did it.”
~ Edgar Guest
"If beer and women aren't the correct answers, then you're asking the incorrect questions".
- Anonymous
Friends are the best collectibles
“It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult.” – Seneca
The silly repairman asked me,
"Ma'am, have you plugged it in?"
"I'm off for a quiet pint. Followed by 15 noisy ones!".
- Gareth Chilcott
Ah, thought for the day !
It's like coffee for the soul..
Thank you all
Explore your exotic
alter ego:
Wear animal prints and
dark glasses for a day
"No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness, or as good as alcohol".
- G K Chesterton
Middle age:
When eveything starts to wear out,
fall out,
or spread out.
~ Anonymous
"Chance favors the connected mind."
Figuring stuff out on your own is harder and much less fun, indeed. :)
“Everything that has a beginning has an ending.
Make your peace with that and all will be well.”
~ Buddha
Cheers Bob I'll bring that one out when im in Thailand in June.....I'll be like a local haha
Oops!
My mistakes have been doozies - the best kind.
“Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.”
~ Thomas Edison
Felt like submitting two today
Young men want to be
faithful and are not:
old men want to be
faithless and cannot.
~Oscar Wilde
The cautious seldom err
Confucious
“Most people are other people.
Their thoughts are someone elses opinions,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation.”
~ Oscar Wilde
You're slippin Bob just had that 1 a week or so ago hahahahhahaha two beauties yesterday so can let you off
Yeah I suffer from CRAFT which is "Cannot remember a F*&^(*g Thing"Quote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq