I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
both of mine got sick of being annoyed.Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
They say marriage is an institution. Why would you want to be in one of those?
The only person you are destined to become, is the person you decide to be.
Kind regards,
RLI
“Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect,
which means there’s no point trying to look in that direction
because it won’t be coming from there.”
~ Douglas Adams,
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It's not the length of life which matters, but the depth of which Its lived.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is never too late to be what you might have been! (G,Eliot)
Regards,
RLI
Muhammad Ali
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
“When there’s a huge solar energy spill,
it’s just called a ‘nice day’ ”
In SA this summer its called a heatwave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Henry Stanley Haskins
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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“The production of too many useful things
results in too many useless people.”
~ Karl Marx
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Dalai Lama.
If you tell a lie big enough
and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.”
~ Joseph Goebbels
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
–Plato
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chinese proverb "woman who fly upside down sure to have crackup"
Women are temperamental,half temper half mental.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. - Bob Monkhouse
That is funny. PMLQuote:
Originally Posted by Highlander
If your going through hell, don't stop, keep you foot down and keep driving through it.
Here's an animal I miss having around.
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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
–Dalai Lama
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“Every form of addiction is bad,
no matter whether the narcotic
be alcohol, morphine or idealism.”
~ Carl Jung
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’ - Anonymous
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. - Anonymous
G'day Lounge Lizards!
Water your dreams with optimism and solutions and you will cultivate success.
Always be on the lookout for ways to turn a problem into a solution. Always be on the lookout or ways to nature your dreams!
LAO TZU.
Regards,
RLI
Always remember one of my old Sergeant's favourite sayings was 'Don't come to me with problems, come to me with solutions!'Quote:
Originally Posted by RLI
“Talent is God given. Be humble.
Fame is man-given. Be grateful.
Conceit is self-given. Be careful.”
~ John Wooden
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
–Anais Nin
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The fatter I get............the grumpier I get...........
Me
Always smile. It makes a lot of people wonder just what the heck you've been up to... And what they may have missed out on.
While you have breath, you have hope!
Regards,
RLI
“We are not given a good life or a bad life.
We are given life.
And it’s up to you to make it good or bad.”
~ Ward Foley
Happiness is a direction, not a place.
- Sydney J. Harris
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.
–Alice Walker
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You can do anything if you do not accept limitations, who dares wins!
Regards,
RLI
“Just do what must be done.
This may not be happiness,
but it is greatness.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
A new study has found that a woman with a big bum will live longer than the man that mentions it.