Random joke and interesting pics

1. This was supposedly an invention to avoid punctures by sweeping the road.
2. The Jail Bike, wouldn't be too difficult to grab the cop.
3. A invention for catching pedestrians if you happened to run into them.
:cheers:

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/02/198.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

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Originally Posted by ova50

1. This was supposedly an invention to avoid punctures by sweeping the road.
2. The Jail Bike, wouldn't be too difficult to grab the cop.
3. A invention for catching pedestrians if you happened to run into them.
:cheers:

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Is no3 the first Uber cab?

Church notice boards.

I know where is Lucas stole the idea of flying chases

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he takes it here

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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/02/213.jpg

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

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Originally Posted by Clunk

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

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Makes sense to me - but my missus may not agree.

If they will build it with surface 10 m2 I will say shut up and take my money!

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