I can think of one deceased pop star that would have.
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I can think of one deceased pop star that would have.
Here is the adult version, at least this one is strong enough to hold a horse (how did they know that ?)
It's camping with all the advantages of home. Might see if they are still in business.
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I could do with some vim, vigour and vitalityQuote:
Originally Posted by ova50
I thought Vim was a powdered cleaner like Ajax.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Nah it's the Vim they put in VimtoQuote:
Originally Posted by ova50
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Cos how else do I get the shopping home.
The secret ingredient is disclosed now!
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The Missing Rancher
A rancher dies and leaves everything to his wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her..
“Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
“Now take off my boots.”
He did as she asked, ever so slowly..
“Now take off my socks.”
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
“Now take off my skirt.”
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
“Now take off my bra..”
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said,
“If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”
and what you were thinking ?????
1. 1883, The first Wimbleton. (not many spectators)
2. 1923, Car racing on top of the Fiat factory.
3. 1928, The Fiat Rooftop race track. (this track was used in the original movie "The Italian Job")
4. 1928, Filming the roaring Lion for MGM studios.
5. 1946, USA detonates the first ever under water nuclear bomb. (code named Baker)
6. 1956, This is a 5 megabyte IBM hard drive being loaded onto a plane for transport.
7. 1963, A Navigation Call Centre. ( directions via the phone)
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