They drive me speechless with rage... now I have to find a new phone 'cause I smashed the old one when I hung it up loud enough for the dickweed in Karachi to hear me.
Threw it in the bin but at least I had the satisfaction of tipping a bucket full of Dog Shit on it.
( I always keep a bucket of Chewy the Wonder Dogs' freshest droppings aside for just such an occasion, well, that and the hope that one day that knock at the door will be a Telstra door to door dude )