nope
can't tell you
honest
ummm ... actually.
I started getting PMs recently and low and behold there was one from frenzy. What a top bloke ... pretty talented - I couldn't stop laughing when I opened the attachment.
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^^^^^^^ That is a Highlight^^^^^^^^
Um Frenzy!!! we gotta chat?? i dont look anything like that?? I'm a big fat bloke with no hair!! Little ears and a Red nose..
Treachery i tell you!!
It's o.k .... Mumma is looking after the poor baby!!
Seems Nubby didn't enjoying being hung out the window doing 80km/h down the highway in the pouring rain...
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...trol/Nappy.jpg
lol, we breed em young. ^^^^^^^^^ Her name is Amelia and she was born 16/5/2011. Do you like her singlet..........
^^^^I so need one of them
Well guys … I don't really know how to tell you this, so I'll just come out with it. Bit of a long story so please stick with me.
I was out in the backyard this morning chopping some firewood for the spit when Nubby comes out and asks what all the noise is about. I told him I was chopping firewood, and that he could watch if he stayed out of the road. He was well behaved …. for a few minutes.
He kept moving about and looking from all around, and then he just got too close and with one quick swing of the axe, he was …. split in half!
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/photo1.jpg
I was shocked! I had just told him to stand clear as I didn't want him to get hurt but it was too late. I wrapped him up and jumped into the Cruiser and headed to the local hospital. Luckily we have the LS2 in the Cruiser and not some smokey old turbo diesel, as time is the key with accidents like this.
We were in town at the hospital in no time and headed straight to emergency (the little blighter even let me stop and take a photo on the way).
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/photo2.jpg
When we walked into emergency they put him straight on a bed as they could see it was touch and go. I must admit he hardly said a thing throughout this whole ordeal … tough? Maybe … could also be that I had put the axe straight through his mouth.
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/photo3.jpg
The doctors checked him out and informed me that I hadn't hit any major organs or arteries and that they should be able to save him. Phew! I'd never hear the end of it from Darren if the little guy died. The head surgeon told me that the would have to staple up the wounds (he assured me that he would use dissolvable staples, but you look at the photos and tell me if you think they will dissolve) and bandage him up and given a few days he should come good.
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/PHOTO4.jpg
So all stapled up and bandages going on I started to feel better about axe-a-ma-dentally slicing him up, and bundled him into the car for the ride home. He must have been feeling better by now as he kept telling me how awesome the V8 sounded and just loved how it drove and handled. I know Nubby … I know!
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/PHOTO5.jpg
So now he is safely back at my place and resting in bed. I think I'll let him sleep for the rest of the night and see how he pulls up in the morning.
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/PHOTO6.jpg
Oh - nearly forgot. With all the bandages on him, I thought I would sign one of them … you know, like people do when they break an arm or a leg and have to have a cast put on it …
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...der/PHOTO7.jpg
MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait till Darren see's this, youw in twouble...lol
Leave Nubby alone, poor guy has been through enough, without being branded with such a heinous symbol
Only use for a Tojo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRjlZadaH5I
This thread needs to be you tubed!
Tim
AB, AB,AB............ What do I have to do here....... Beg???????
I really need to hit the "BIG RED BUTTON".....
Its calling me....
These stupid bloody Tojo drivers (on our forum non the less) are all but begging me to do it....
I even went out & brought a special RED sticker that says " To trash stupid Tojo drives press here"...
Im going out of my mind here just watching these buggers flaunt there crap in my face & to deface a much loved forum member like Nubby & then thow it in my face like that???
You gotta let me AB, you just gotta...........
djc123
As long as I drew breath, I swear im gonna get a NISSANPATROL.com.au sticker on your crapota & post it on every Tojo forum I can lay my keyboard to.......
Oh.... & YOUTUBE as well......................... hahahaha hahaha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Well well well! It seems that things have taken a turn for the worse!!! What have you done friend??? i have tried and tried to keep this civil! but you cut him up with a bloody axe!! WTF
That Stapler did not look very surgical to me people and i bet those staples are not even stainless steel.
I truly believed that you would at least be a responsible Toyota Terrorist and treat your hostages with some respect. Man? to go him with an axe just defies belief and certainly breaks the Geneva Convention.
It is absurd to blame the poor Nubby for getting in your way?? Surely your the adult here and should have taken more care and a courtesy call to keep me informed of his condition would have been appreciated. Damn!!
Mate let me introduce you to my Bandsaw! 1 finger at a time!!!
Tomorrow will be Snatch Straps at 8metres. Bring your game face!!
time to blow that oil guzzeling piece of junk up and get nubby back hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Well had a great day, the hostage was on display. I have some pics to put up later. we nearly came to blows with bull bars and the hostage cushioned the blow.
Got my finger on the Nubby..................but missed it by [.........] that much...
****** AB*****
i was wearing a forum Tshirt and the sticker went centre of the windscreen mate. The Forum is officially going to be on TV.. Trust me they cant edit it out! hahahahaha
Yes ... this is what happened ....
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...The-Tracks.gif
What a crack up...I didn't know you could do a slideshow from Photobucket. I'm very surprised a Toyota driver has computer skills to that extent...I'm shocked!!!
Classic, pure gold......hahahahahaha...good one guys.
djc - I have seen your Tojo around, I think you may have tooted and waved last year when I was driving my old car (RAV 4) that was done up with Going4WD TV stickers all over it!!!
So Danny and Sally turned up today wearing some bling on their 80
http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Ki...5021362.jpg?t=
I gotta say it looked sexy as with that on, fair dinkum!
http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Ki...r/9d30e786.jpg
It's amazing - everytime I walk away from the 80, people come over and want to touch it, check it out, take photos .... you should have seen how many photos MR took of it yesterday - I think he wants one.
now we know what we are going hunting for hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha:210: