the village tavern
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the village tavern
the only tavern
with big shiney
chocolate salty balls
that bounce on
icy cold ladels
that serves soup
to your grandma
bingo playing club
bingo wings flapping
like angels humming
numbers being called
from the back
of the hill
that has no
shame. But the
Shadows reach out
to tickle some
fine feathered floosey
twistered sisters knickers
over knocking knackers
clacking away nicely
before jelly eyelashes
melt and disappear
beyond our imagination
dreamt up by
hallucinating heterosexual hermaphrodites
picking their noses
bingo ima winner
. The chicken says
shut the gate
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before wiggly turnips
procreate all over
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the hot bonnet
of a Magna
Suddenly aliens appeared
with dripping wands
And multicoloured balls
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salivating with glee
and horny as