I just farted
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I just farted
Left massive hole
In the ground
From the explosion
To end all
Moths in the
tangled arse hair
and ticky tackys
Use a brush
From the toilet
To clean your
Whiskers from dags
In order to
Get waxed crack
back and sack
While on crack
Iced to thaeyeballs
Don't forget booze
From the Pyrenees
To be fancy
Dressed in evening
Pyjamas to see
Unicorns dancing on
invisible lady boys
At the club
With the oldies
From the house
of ill repute
Right next door
to Police Station
Like the crooks
That play banjos
and eat burritos
Drinking moonshine smoking
that funny baccy
making you whacky
Till the guards
All join in
and start kissing
Growlers baby smooth