Drinking vb stubbies
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Drinking vb stubbies
Wearing blue singlets
VB is sh1t
XXXX is worse
Coopers is bestest
Beer is bongwater
When your stoned
Kinda like Tooheys
No more work
Todo but drink
In retirement piss
Up the wall
Shit im bored
well go 4bying.
I'd love to
But the pension
The wife says
Mow the lawn
pickup dog eggs
Don't spend money
then I said
Eat some honey
with brussel sprouts
Soaked in butter
Love more money
Wife stops nagging
when she's asleep
tired from sucking
My overly massive
bank balance dry
With useless possessions
And kids clothes
For the grandchildren
of anyone who
She feels deserves
A taste of
blood and guts
And cuddles for
In my dreams
Im going 4bying