The 3 word game!

Soft core drive

For softcore drivers

And very weak

People with low

Riding Mazda RX7's

You got rice?

I said lice

Better than fleas

Snorting big lumps

Of green goo

Of coke'n ice

And double shots

Of tequila with

Lemon and salt

Using coffee mugs

For quick actions

To entertain the

Pajero haters everywhere

in their millions

Having ticket tape

Purchased very cheaply

For front row

Seats in a

seedy burlesque show

OOOh la la!!!

starring bloody aussie

And growler aswell

stripper from hell

I'm not paying!

to see those

Ugly morons dancing

with pink frilly

Tutus'n crop tops

Laced with poison

for luring unsuspecting

Paj drivers in

I'm there guys

and you're welcome

And rock on

all night long,