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True words ! http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2021/03/95.jpg
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Very funny Strop, every time I think of it I laugh. Made my day.
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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So bloody true that Hodge.
For those that got a spare 9 minutes....well this says it all really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3Yz3PiXZw
So I guess the moral there is figuring how to make all the 22 mindsets work in our favour.
Oh yes...this also while I remember it...WTF modern world?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvTlf5hSiw
:toot:Wake up modern generation!
Got it down pat I reckon..http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2021/04/39.jpg
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Always pays to be security conscious.
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Deep man... Deep
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The ugly future.
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Hey @garett, good to hear from you, seems like ages since you left Aussie. How are you finding the overseas experience in this new Covid world?
been about a year since we could go anywhere ... i am laughing at the we have been locked down for a week or 3 ... think we have been in lock down for 9 months .. home schooling etc. i built a 1/10 scale trophy truck have renovated most of a house i will post a pic of the trophy truck somewhere ... but yeah over itQuote:
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Evenin.....
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Managed to find a good laugh today. Thanks to the wife.http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...021/08/169.jpg
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Might come in handy for a few of the guys on here [emoji848][emoji6]http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...021/08/185.jpg
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One for sausage fingers @AB http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...021/08/196.jpg
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It was an absolute dazzaster Avo lolQuote:
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Dazzasater!!!
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Aye I bet it was...Quote:
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Thats nit the pic I posted thou...
I better clear out my creche
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This one @ABhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...021/08/197.jpg
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Oh ffs so.eone is taking the fuckin piss.....I cleared the fu king whole yard....all 9 mile if it....
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I'm seeing a 99 bugs in the code image that you are posting, is that right @Avo?