with out Bobs
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with out Bobs
approval but It's
going to have
a big lobotomy
to manage he's
bad habit -chips
& he's new
crush of late
I wonder what
Jenny Craig said
to the limbless
"Lose weight now"
99 legged centipede
is all wobbly
, cant keep balanced
needs an artificial
'Jake the Peg'
diddle diddle diddle
roasted, toasted marshmelow
cooked via campfire
on the riverbank
after he'd cracked-a-can
of flatulance causiing
of whoop a##e (Damn Ross your too quick mate)
edit: re-fried beans and
lovely, luscious tripe.
And there's more................... edited to make some sort of 'story'
Then Daffy squealed, “who dares wins’. It’s Peter Pan, No, Captain Hook, and Wendy too, lost her marbles, while watching muppets eat their porridge before the three midday news service and weather presenters rode dirt bikes on the yellow edge line of the double lines of a brick road, near ice-cream factory, outside of town, in the forest of the Murry, displaying their skills on one wheel across 5 tojos.
When in Rome, eating pasta and chips and cream – which make a horrible meal for the crapotas and the bears, but yummy 4me – “on your own you sick puppy”.
More than 3 bears are a pain in the ar$e when cold lubricant isn’t applied properly around the right orifice – so try to apply gently, and don’t slip, coz you might end up bear bummed with a broom up your seriously fungus infested bungholio.
“No, that’s not how to make it M-Rated for a paperback Mills and Boon. People magazine might pick it up and use it against oz magazine to create competition between the bunyups and the bears”. “Bears – what bear's being looked into by The Bear Commission for doing that for 200 pages”?
So where to from here, now? We start again – so here goes……………………..
Which is better at eating chips? The chip monks or seagulls? Maybe, I’d go Bigrig – he loves chips amongst other odditys of this forum – such as mmmmmmm? He’s awesome though.
Talking about Dhuck. He has just stolen the limelight, opened another bottle, and rightly so – as it’s time to call it ‘more beer time’. “No way hosay” with more chips amongst other things. “Bundy ok then”? “No, just coke would be Liz Hurley’s favourite”.
No way is Warnie to be celibate – he will be ….. pigs will fly, maybe anal retentive. “Not touching that without Bob’s approval”. But it’s going to have a big labotomy to manage his bad habit – chips and his new crush of late.
I wonder what Jenny Craig said to the limbless ‘lose weight now’, 99 legged centipede that’s all wobbly, can’t keep balanced, needs an artificial ‘Jake the Peg’ diddle, diddle, diddle roasted, toasted marshmallow, cooked via campfire, on the riverbank – after he’d cracked-a-can of flatulence causing re-fried beans and lovely, luscious tripe.
Making less sense – laptop batteries dying. Going, going, GONE. “Must keep aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggh”
Making less sense
laptop batteries dying
going, going, GONE !!!! LOL
must keep aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
nite all said
said to self
as all disappeared
into the nite
but they're back
as dawn breakes
in the 200B
with narrow tyres
for cutting pizza
into small shapes