Originally Posted by
bowerbird
my dog barking (with a different bark) at 1.40AM this morning after finally getting to sleep with the f*%king mossies I get back out of bed and find an intruder with a backpack climbing into my neighbours property from mine, obviously to get away from my dog Rango. He sprints off up the road ( way to fast for my 53 YO body) so I gets the Pootrol out with the baseball bat and find the sod half a k away , head him off jump out and he bolted again into the bush. I tried everything to flush him out. eventually got the missus Mitsubishi VRX which is black and waaay quieter than the ol asmatic Diesel and cruised the streets with lights off. still no joy, then when I finally bring the car back home , I see a car floating quietly down the road. Brain puts 2 and 2 together and gets 3. I race up the road in the missus car again, head this car off, and they proceed to shine a spotlight in my face, I realise its to blind me while the original thief gets into the back of their car from the other side. sure enough as I hall the bat out again and run round to their car, they shout for him to get in and they race off. I chased for 5 km at speeds of 130kph easy. After a while I felt unsafe as the roads were too small for this speed. they just pulled away from me as if the VRX was running on 1 piston. so anyone in the Spring mountain area Greenbank or Jimboomba if you see a little blue car with personalised plate with the letters TUI in it driven by a cockhed, just PM me and I can track them down so I can administer a permanent limp.
