“Most people work just hard enough
not to get fired and
get paid just enough money not to quit”
~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)
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“Most people work just hard enough
not to get fired and
get paid just enough money not to quit”
~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)
When "Catastrophic" strikes it makes you realise what really is important to you.
- SNICKO
Tappa Tappa yappa yappa
OH Ohhh is the kitchen fubar???Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
“There are two ways of spreading light:
to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”
~ Edith Wharton
(1862-1937)
“In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)
Work hard,
Be good to your mother.
“If you realized how powerful your thoughts are,
you would never think a negative thought.”
~ Peace Pilgrim
(1908-1981)
It's not the wound that shapes our lives, it's the
choice we make as adults between embracing
our wounds or raging against them.
-- Unknown
"The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does."
~ Author Unknown ~
Four-Leaf Clovers
I know a place where the sun is like gold,
And the cherry blooms burst with snow,
And down underneath is the loveliest nook,
Where the four-leaf clovers grow.
One leaf is for hope, and one is for faith,
And one is for love, you know,
And God put another in for luck
If you search, you will find where they grow.
But you must have hope, and you must have faith,
You must love and be strong, and so,
If you work, if you wait, you will find the place
Where the four-leaf clovers grow.
~ Ella Higginson
(1861-1940)
BUCKEt!!!!!!!!
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So you liked that did you ?? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Oh BoB wait till Snicko gets wind of iT
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Sounds like you had a good birthday lol
DIAL-A-TAP
“Heaven lent you a soul
Earth will lend a grave.”
~ Chinese Proverb
“It is essential to our well-being and to our lives
that we play and enjoy life.
Every day do something
that makes your heart sing.”
~ Author Unknown
An intimate relationship does not banish loneliness.
Only when we are comfortable with who we are can we truly function independently in a healthy way, can we truly function within a relationship.
Two halves do not make a whole when it comes to a healthy relationship; it takes two wholes.
~ Patrica Fry
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I'm a bit behind so here is another one.......
'You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry'
~ unknown
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Your so far behind, your actually infront...Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
~unknown
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
" For you to learn, you have to listen; and for you to listen, you have to be silent. Did you know that listen and silent are words formed from the same letters?"
For Growler waiting for Chilli to there thang
“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life,
and the only way to be truly satisfied
is to do what you believe is great work.”
~ Steve Jobs
(1955-2011)
Whatever you do may seem insignificant,
but it is most important that you do it.
-- M. Gandhi
Like that!Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
There were two Buddhist monks walking along the river - one old and the other his junior. They walked for hours and found a woman near the edge of the river quite hysterical. She turned to the two monks and cried "Oh please help me - the river has risen and my children are in my house on the other side of the river all alone!". The younger of the two monks says "I am sorry but we cannot help - we are not permitted to touch a female - it's our faith".
Silently the older monk rolls up his robe and tells the woman to climb on his back and he wades across the river. The woman thanks the monk and he wades back.
The two monks continue to walk for another several hours and the younger monk does not say a word but the older monk can tell he is angry and troubled. After another couple of hours the old monk stops and say "My brother - I can tell something bothers you - what is it?"
The younger monk will not speak so they walk in silence for another couple of hours when once again the older monk stops and asks what is wrong.
The younger monk says "Brother - you know it is against our faith to touch a woman - yet you are my teacher and touched that woman without a thought - what can I learn from you?".
The older monk looks at the younger monk and says "Brother - I carried that woman on my back for 5 minutes across that river - yet you have carried her on your back for the last 5 hours - this is what you can learn from me".
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
~ Henny Youngman
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
-- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
-- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
“A stupid man’s report
of what a clever man says
can never be accurate,
because he unconsciously
translates what he hears
into something he can understand.”
~ Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970)
That's a cracker BoB love it!!
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"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the result's of other people's thinking.
Don't let the noise drown out your own inner voice.
And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
They somehow already know what you truly want to become."
--Steve Jobs
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. ~J.M. Power
Beware of the man who can't stand on his own two feet, cos he just might fall on you.
Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K
thought this might be different :cool:
“A mind is like a parachute.
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
~ Frank Zappa
"We all have the Internet. The only thing worth a f*** you can share with anyone is something they can't look up themselves. From within you."
-- Greg Puciato
”Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness,
to pull another hand into the light.”
~ Norman B. Rice
”If you don’t have a dream,
how can you have a dream come true?”
~ Jiminy Cricket
“From a commercial point of view,
if Christmas did not exist
it would be necessary to invent it.”
~ Katharine Whitehorn
Many believe god created man...
I believe man created God..
~ The Father In-law
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories