The 3 word game!

and then macgyver

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Experimented with goats
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But not that

There's anything wrong

with a macgoatver

Things need to

be slapped around

With tabletennis paddles

To soften up

mans best friend

Wags his tail

Jumps with joy

humps your leg

Ruins ya lawn

Digs up bones

chews brake lines

And trailer plugs

While wagging its

Ding a ling

And lays lots

of dog eggs

To surf on

with the lawnmower

Is no longer

fun in summer

for it has

no nasty texture

Just more of

that poo dust

That smells weird

and tastes worse

Than a fly

With no wings

Bathing in faeces

Flies straight into

your gaping mouth

As your breathing

Coughing and spluttering

from your arse

Through your shorts