“No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain, you might look good,
but all you could do is run for public office.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)
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“No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain, you might look good,
but all you could do is run for public office.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
-- Walt Disney
Why are they called stairs when inside and steps when they're outside?
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I don't think it's inside/outside I think it's more to do with the amount.... Like 3 steps or a flight of stairsQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Tap, crackle, pop
“When you’re going through hell…
keep going!”
~ Winston Churchill
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
-- Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)
You can get shakes in the hand after being hit with a clinched fist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
Jack taps here...........
Thought for the Day
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do
for eight hours a day is work.
He can’t eat for eight hours;
he can’t drink for eight hours;
he can’t make love for eight hours.
The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”
~ William Faulkner
(1897-1962)
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
-- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"It sounds like an ingenious solution to a problem that should not have existed in the first place"
James May (Top Gear)
African youths rampaging...
I assume this is your contribution theQuote:
Originally Posted by oilpond
"3 word game".
Jack taps here...........
The Roman Rule
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
If you lend someone money and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
“The real reason that we can’t have
the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:
You cannot post
‘Thou shalt not steal,’
‘Thou shalt not commit adultery,’
and ‘Thou shalt not lie’
in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.”
~ George Carlin
It is good to raise issues. It is better to raise solutions.
Why does the fridge have a light but the freezer doesn't?
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“The older I grow the more I distrust
the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
~ H. L. Mencken
(1880-1956)
"There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool."
-- L. M. Boyd
Air is water with holes in it!!
Really, so holy water is just air. Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
Yeeleh, my car won't start. Woop woop woop woop.
My car won't start.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more
honorable but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing.
~George Bernard Shaw
Live everyday to the fullest, you never know when it's the last.
~unknowen
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
My sentiments exactly, live it, don't just live.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigGQWesty
Yeeleh, my car won't start. Woop woop woop woop.
Bro, My car won't start.
And the day came when the risk
to remain tight in a bud was more painful
than the risk it took to blossom.
-- Anais Nin
“Every man is his own ancestor,
and every man his own heir.
He devises his own future,
and he inherits his own past.”
H.F. Hedge
(1805-1890)
The obedient follow the rules. The creative make new ones.
“Your net worth to the world is usually determined
by what remains after your bad habits
are subtracted from your good ones.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
-- Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it--what weakens us is
feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our
self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
-- Carlos Castenada
You can only win the jackpot, if you put coins into the pokie machine.
Publicly speaking to a private audience.
"Thanks for the awesome weather, Victoria!"
-- No-one, ever.
Queensland, beautiful one day, cyclone the next.
Qld news reader.
Publicly speaking to a private audience.
“A true friend is someone
who sees the pain in your eyes
while everyone else believes
the smile on your face.”
~ Author Unknown
And here I was thinking that it was...
A friend helps you move house
A true friend helps you move bodies:)
I'm sure most of us can relate to this one.
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Silence is golden
Unless you have kids then its suspicious
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Life is like riding a bike,
to keep balance
you must keep moving.
~ Albert Einstein
“You don’t need anybody to tell you
who you are or what you are.
You are what you are!”
~ John Lennon