"I had no shoes and often complained, until I met a man with no feet",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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"I had no shoes and often complained, until I met a man with no feet",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
If you want to be a success as much as you want to breathe, then you will be successful....
So I I breathe faster does that mean success comes quicker?
Tap,tap,tapping in your head
Give 'til it hurts......... then have your accountant calculate the write- off!!
"WELL BEHAVED WOMEN NEVER BECOME FAMOUS"
Marilyn Monroe
A little bird sat on a telegraph wire,
and said to his mates; I declare,
If wireless telegraph comes into vogue,
We’ll have to sit on the air.
~ Author Unknown
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers
Double Tap
“Common sense is the knack
of seeing things as they are,
and doing things
as they ought to be done.”
~ Josh Billings
(1818-1885)
”One of the most tragic things I know about human nature
is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming
of some magical rose garden over the horizon
instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming
outside our windows today.”
Dale Carnegie
(1888-1955)
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
Double Tap
If you don't own a Patrol Ute, please consider.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
-- Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination”
~ Lily Tomlin
“Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.”
~ Sir James Dewar
(1842-1923)
Life is like a piece of shit! it's great until you step in it!
Regards,
RLI
:sterb003:
The party's not over until you smile for the mug shot ;-)
Sent via my tapping thumbs
“Man has responsibility,
not power.”
~ Native American Proverb
Hang loose mongoose, strike swiftly to succeed!
Regards,
RLI
“If you have time to whine and complain about something,
then you have the time to do something about it.”
~ Author Unknown
A truer word never spoken, I likey Bob.
Now we just need to get the powers that be read it
Gee unknown was a wise man eh
“One moment of patience
may ward off great disaster.
One moment of impatience
may ruin a whole life.”
~ Chinese Proverb
“People take different roads
seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they’re not on your road
doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.”
~ Dalai Lama
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
Stand for something or you will fall for anything. :)
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
“Laughter is the best medicine
and it’s available even if
you don’t have health insurance.”
~ Robert Swiatek
"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."
-- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
I'm waiting for may payment. Every time I'm honest I get another knife in the back.. It's a wonder I'm still living...Quote:
Originally Posted by KRISTOFFA
Sent from a device which doesn't always agree with my thumbs...
Holding a grudge is letting someone
live rent-free in your head.
~ Author Unknown
Never understood the point in holding a grudge.
"There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey."
-- John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)
Quality time with the family is truly the only priceless commodity.
While trekking... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The BigFella
Could agree more TBF
Sent from a device which doesn't always agree with my thumbs...
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
-- Mark Twain
“It is a thousand times better
to have common sense without education
than to have education
without common sense.”
~ Robert Green Ingersoll
"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."
-- Patrick Young
“The only people with whom you should try to get even
are those who have helped you.”
~ John E. Southard
(1787 – 1842)
“We cannot change the cards we are dealt,
just how we play the hand.”
~ Randy Pausch
(1960-2008)
“Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.”
Very appropriate for here Bob, Soooooo true
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