Why do whales beach themselves?
now thats deep
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Why do whales beach themselves?
now thats deep
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest
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I want to start a petition to change Monday to Friday as the weekend and Saturday/Sunday as the working weekQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Tapperty tap 1000 taps for me.
Heres your first supporter.Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
Tip tap tippity tip tappity tap tap ding dong tipsy topsy wopsy mopsy tippy tap tap tipitty wee
“Most of us have never lived in normal times.”
~ Author Unknown
"Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own."
-- Sidney J. Harris
“You may say I’m a dreamer,
but I’m not the only one.
I hope someday you’ll join us.
And the world will live as one.”
~ John Lennon
(1940-1980)
Before giving someone a piece of your mind
Make sure you've got enough to spare
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"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-- Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)
“Life’s tragedy is
that we get old too soon
and wise too late.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)
"Don't let the bastards grind you down."
-- General Joseph W. Stilwell (1883 - 1946)
There's a lady who knows
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying a Stairway to Heaven
Led Zepplin
“Do you know the difference between education and experience?
Education is when you read the fine print;
experience is what you get when you don’t.”
~ Pete Seeger
( 1919 – )
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it."
-- Upton Sinclair (1878 - 1968)
This is how I feel about soooooooooo many of the fat cats at work.
What if the Hokey Pokey isn't what its all about.............mmmmmmmmm,,,ay,,,,mmmm
C'mon threedogs, tell me who doesn't like to hokey pokey, that's what I'm talking bout.Quote:
Originally Posted by threedogs
Sent from the secret chambers of our secret society, on a secret iPhone, with a secret pin code and eye retina scanning from a secret peep hole, just don't tell anyone OK, cos it's secret........
Ok must admit I've Hokey pokied myself, just thought there must be more to, like "it's just a jump to the right" whats all that about.
“You can't believe most of the quotes you read on the internet.”
-- Abraham Lincoln
“When you live on a round planet,
there’s no choosing sides.”
~ Dr Wayne Dyer
(1940-)
I'd whistle while I worked
But I only know happy songs
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Money won't buy happiness
But it will let you be unhappy in nice places
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“Stuff your eyes with wonder …
live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds.
See the world.
It’s more fantastic than any dream made
or paid for in factories.”
~ Ray Bradbury
(1920 – )
"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
-- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
92.5% of all stats are made up on the spot... :p
Sent from a device which doesn't always agree with my thumbs...
“Imagination was given to man
to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
~ Francis Bacon
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation"
-- Fran Lebowitz
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
~T.E.Lawrence
“Happiness is a butterfly,
which when pursued,
is always just beyond your grasp,
but which,
if you will sit down quietly,
may alight upon you.”
~ Nathaniel Hawthorne
(1804 – 1864)
"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be."
-- Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
~William Faulkner
As we grow older, we have more yesterdays then tomorrows.
“I have a simple philosophy:
Fill what’s empty.
Empty what’s full.
Scratch where it itches.”
~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(1884-1980)
Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth.
~Horace
And another thought im gunna be without a compoota for a coupla weeks Poor Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
-- Mickey Rooney
The forum is safe! Oh shiiiii- not tapatalk!!Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
I'll get on via safari if I have to poo your not 100% safe ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by KRISTOFFA
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"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'."
-- Michael McClary
“Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,
you are a mile away from them,
and you have their shoes.”
~ Jack Handey
(1949-)
Growler hope you don't get the shakes, poor thing. like going somewhere where without phone
Grow a set and harden up buddy only 2 weeks