Haha thanks, clearly I don't speak French or can countQuote:
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Haha thanks, clearly I don't speak French or can countQuote:
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Tis even funnier in German Plassy Mate when the Cat gets truly farked with one more digit :-)
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Yeah, but you gotta have a cat in there somewhere mate. There's ya jerry problem right there.Quote:
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That is like a joke we found in a christmas popper: How do dogs say Merry Christmas? Fleas navidog.
Had us scratching our heads (pun intended) for ages until we got Netflix and saw subtitles for a Spanish flick.
Q What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A. A pork chop.
How do you make a camel that can go three days without water into a camel that can go four days without water?
Kick it it the nuts while it is having a drink.
My NBN. Couldn't connect my printer via WiFi today. No signal. Yeah cool. Can forum though?
That's not got anything to with NBN mate lol. Can you explain more? Your printer can't see the wifi signal? Is your phone connected to the wifi? Or a laptop?Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
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Mate I'm having to refresh twice on the tablet to update forum posts (first press of "whats new" comes up with no connection. No my printer cant find my wifi no phone or laptop. Just this tablet (android). I scanned a doc on the printer but cant attach that doc to an email coz my pc can't read the printer. Printer says no wifi connection. FfsQuote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
What have you done lol!
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Ffs this is now my 2nd attempt to reply. First relly has gone to the stars.
I used to have average internet connection, rarely off line, but slow. Had my local nbn dude hook me up a couple of months ago and now have more offline time than ever before. When he hooked me into the nbn I went hard offline instantly while he was here. He blamed all sorts of things but i didn't let him leave before I was back online. Took him 2 hours and he wasn't a happy camper. Just wanted to get in and out with no care. So now I have a completely shit internet connection rather than a usually shit connection. Two thumbs up, great work! :D
Now I'm really confused. What do you mean your "local NBN guy" NBN don't deal directly with the public, and you cannot organise for them to come to your premises, that needs to be arranged by an internet service provider? Can you explain a bit more mate? Songs like your modem is shit or poorly configured thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
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Well I had this bloke come over to hook me into nbn. I had internet before he rocked up. After he fukced around with my wires I had no internet. He said I had a problem with my internal wiring. I said I had no problem until you rocked up, so you're not leaving until I've got it back. He had to pull some magic I've got no idea but my nbn speed is worse now. Just tried to do a speed test but cant get a result. Not enough internet reception.Quote:
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Q: Why did the kid fall off his bike?
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Cos MB threw a stick at 'imQuote:
Originally Posted by MB
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A: MB was the kid and some geek threw a modem at ‘im :-)
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F....Me, I don't follow this at all, and I know its not my brain. This place is turning something like a lunatic clinic for outpatients.Quote:
Originally Posted by MB
While having dinner tonight we were watching acropolis now on YouTube, which lead to sooshi mango Italians vs Greeks.
Greeks invented sex and we introduced females.
Q: How did the engineer trip over his cape?Quote:
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What do you mean turning,it's always been a lunatic hangoutQuote:
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@Avo Must be a Patrol thing...............................so glad I own a NavaraQuote:
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You Git,you the one turning us allQuote:
Originally Posted by Woof
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How do you extract extra extra virgin olive oil?
Ugly olives
https://youtu.be/HPwOuUt_OXs
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hahahaha we all been there hahahaQuote:
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Not me, not ever. No siree not ever I.Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
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Dude there’s pics maaaaaanQuote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
Bwahah VB ?? [emoji37]
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🤮 hahaahhahahaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rossco
Sex on a lift is wrong on so many levels.
I bought a dog from a blacksmith, so when I got him home, he made a bolt for the front door.
" Hey mate. There's a speed camera..........nah don't worry about it, you're driving a Patrol". lol.
What sort of trol do you own...mine loves 180Quote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt
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Blew the paint off and all. :)Quote:
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Ya got me there....buggerQuote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
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I ordered a chicken from EBay and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know...
Only problem is... 51% of the worlds population unequivocally believe the Rooster will always come first... and the other 49% of the population know, science or no science, ain't nuthin gonna change their mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudnut
Amen And Awomen And ......soon to come, Algbtq [emoji23]
https://youtu.be/dQqbc-uPUNQ
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Ooohhhh... you are so going to Hell MB!!!... you forgot the "i"Quote:
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I thought maybe instead of "Amen" and "Awomen" etc that "Asouls" would cover everyone so I yelled it out at the end of a prayer and got thrown out of the Church
I only know one joke.
What’s better than eating a Mandarin?
Who knows the answer?
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