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Little portion of dark humor.
So. We have a holy water - H2O
Then, we can dissolwe it in holy hydrogen and holy oxigen using electrolysis.
Then, with help of nuclear syntez, we can make a holy uranium 238 or 235 and then, make with it a holy atomic bomb.
If we will kill somebody with, will it be the sin or not?
The big bang theory.
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A man walks into a night club one night.. He goes
up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir,
that'll be 1 cent."
"One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances
over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice
juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"
"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the man.
"4 cents," the bartender replied.
"Four Cents?", exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy
who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing
to his business."
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Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand,
tears running down her face. Her praying roused him
from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly.
"Becky, my darling," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent.. "Becky," he said in his tired voice,
"I have something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Becky.
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept
with your sister, your best friend, her best friend
and your mother!"
"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky,
" relax, let the poison work."
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.
"This is a nice place. I've never been here before," he says to the guy next to him.
"Oh, really?" the other replies. "It is a nice place. It's also a very special bar."
"Why is that?" the first guy asks. "Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
"Gee, that's amazing!" says the first guy.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
"No way! That's impossible," the guy scoffs.
"Not at all. Take a look," the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "See? It's fun. You should try it," he says.
"Try it? I don't even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.
"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "Give it a try. It's a blast," he says.
"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try," the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50...60...70...80...90... 100 feet and splat -- he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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Talk about "knocking the top off" hey!Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
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