“You have to be odd to be number one.”— Dr. Seuss
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“You have to be odd to be number one.”— Dr. Seuss
“What’s right isn’t always popular.
What’s popular isn’t always right.”
~ Howard Cosell
Some times comments hurt more than you know.
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In both Australia and Canada they eliminated the use of pennies. When the price ends in 3 or 4 cents they round up to 5 cents and when it is 1 or 2 cents they round down...
Therefore, my 2 cents on a subject isn't worth shit..
Unless you get 24 other people to throw in their 2c and then your half way to a full buck..Quote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
“You can discover more about a person
in an hour of play
than in a year of conversation.”
~ Plato
(428 bc – 347 bc)
“We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.”
~ Stephen Hawking
If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can get going without pep pills.
If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
If you can face the world without lies and deceit.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can relax without liquor. thought for day
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.
.....Then you are probably the family dog!
Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?