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Could there be any better job than a chinook pilot?? Those things give me an absolute hor......ah, sorry just remembered the B1B.
Woop....game over.
@MudRunnerTD :bananarock:
... you seen what happens when one of them suckers crash?
I would want either a plane with an ejection seat or a chopper with a shit load of guns meself.
Yeah I remember when the Watsonia barracks used to have open days and they'd show off all their stuff. They had a Chinook there taking joy rides. When it took off once the wind it blew up was that great it picked up one of those steel A frame signs and flung it into the crowd watching it take off. Bloody mayhem it was. But as a kid. I loved it.
Course i havent ET, just saying what i'd do perfectly with no experience!!
And after i autorotated a chinook down like a feather i'd step out and say hey what were you all pissing your pants about?
Then i'd go to the pilots bar and order a fluffy duck and beat the chicks off with a stick.
Yep, this is the same but slightly different but sort of the same situation, mate of mine got done for a heap of logbook offences- Like putting in his book that he left somewhere at 10:30 but there is a fuel receipt for that location for 10:45 etc - minor stuff but over 6mths these things added up to about $20,000 in fines , anyway when he got married his truck was still working with another driver in it so in his defence at his court case he showed the accommodation receipts in Port Douglas for his honeymoon and said " I was away between those dates but my fuel card was still being used so how can you prove it was me at the other at times?" and they said " we don't have to prove it was you - you have to prove it wasn't" that's what they said in court . It's bullshit but that's how it is - I've been to court for similar reasons - except I won 😉
...you ever seen the 'Chicks' when you sober up up after too many Fluffy Ducks.
they have already been beaten with the ugly stick... a lot... be safer to die in the crash
ROFLMAO, this is fun, back to you Plas
Your right about the B1 Lancer as well...
I've been in a B1 (on the ground only unfortunately) back in '91 when the Yanks had 2 over for Pitch Black that year.
I agree they are a dead heat between them and an F111 for the coolest modern planes ever.
They just radiate 'Kill 'em all and let God decide'
Anyone passing thru Evans Head (NSW) in your travels, you need to make the F111 museum there a 'must see'.
thats what made the penny drop................
I was thinking just how kinky is he to have duck chicks beaten with a stick
Haha you fly boys crack me up!
https://youtu.be/nLGzojday4o
DID you know .................
The Army sleeps under the stars?
The Navy navigates by the stars?
and
The RAAF picks their motels by the number of stars?
Just listened to a 4x4 Podcast featuring Tim Bates. He mentions Mansfield and how businesses are feeling the pinch and numbers of people going through there are dropping all the time. Great listen about the Wonangatta story as well.
Very interesting listen if you have some time.
http://4x4earth.com/podcasts/18-tim-...gatta-murders/
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...id=68103&stc=1
Yeah I listen to this last night. Was good.