I'm surprised this thread is still going *LMAO*
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I'm surprised this thread is still going *LMAO*
the only safe place to talk p!ss
and have a drink as well
and ramble lol
doing the drinkin part now :) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bourbon :)
I think I should have 4 stubbies b4 reading this thread.
Todd Todd Todd, what can i say, dont spill it on your damn mouse, the wheel ceases up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpEhP...eature=related
thats me in one mate, but more bourbon's than scotch :)
Yer reminded me of you buddy, just couldnt find a computer to put in front of him...........LMAO
nite all, I'm outta here, make sure you leave some bourbons, whiskey and beers 4 2morrow nite
Night buddy, dont forget the night cap, scotch straight up with bourbon chaser.
yeah it's a bloody rip off mate, I tend to buy a couple of bottles of Jim for for about $60, get a slab of coke, crack open a can, drink some, then chuck in the Jim........... lets the good times role lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
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Originally Posted by Dhuck
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and don't forget the farting and belching !!!!!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Dhuck
Good choices there Todd, now would that be with coke or dry?Quote:
Originally Posted by toddrhind
And it loves you my furry little friend - just remember that and you and beer will get along forever!!! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Tuf 42
Old bloke told me scotch and milk , great nite cap
Makes ya sleep good
I did try it,well after him first tho,he didnt keel over so thought id have a bash
Had this for quite a while
My best cold remedy is,
2 fishermens friends (the lollies,there lads OK LOL)in ya gob
Then straight shots of whiskey all day (any sort doesnt matter)
The next day all gone
Who needs cough syrup
This remedy soooooo much better
Righto - you've started it - everyone start throwing in your alcohol related remedies, recipes, etc!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MQ MAD
Always used to get hot toddy's from my parents when I was crook (faked being ill more than they ever knew!! LOL!!). Nip of rum in warm milk .. Apparently was good for starving off a fever once you had a cold!!!! Couldn't have cared less about that, all I know is by grade 9 I wanted to take a flask of it to school every day!!!!! LOL!!!!
Grade 10 , me and 2 mates got a 4L goonie to school
We had a play to do,we needed to settle our nerves
It was the first class after lunch,so liquid lunch oh goody
Needless to say we had the whole class in larfta
I can only assume then that the routine involved a lot of falling over and swearing at your own legs?? LMFAO!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MQ MAD
Needless to say it was one of those, "you had to be there" moments
You do that Scotty? No I couldn't imagine you doing that (cough splutter). At least I had the decency to drink off grounds when I was at school. Oh hang on I was never there, I was always away drinking or other.
that explains a great deal actually!!! LMFAO!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhuck
My year 10 report card will beat any ones
Hmmm ... I see ... wouldn't dream of rising to the challenge, but I would ask the question of 'when was the last time you applied for a job, and they asked for your year 10 results?' OTHER than when you were applying to KFC in year 11 I mean!!! LMFAO!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhuck
Never had to show my junior certificate. Year 11 did the trick. Had the right subjects then and was in good with the principal. However year 11 happened about 4 times in 18 months
You're not helping your situation here by giving me more ammo!!! LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhuck
lol beer , beer, beer and more beer
Go for your life
Well - I'm off to have another coldie and watch the last part of Joe Dirt!!! Might chat later when I'm full as a state school! LOL
An all girls state school I hopeQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
if water was vodka and i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*** up!
You really need to sleep!!! I like it, but sleep none the less is what you need!! LMFAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
hahahahahaha your a fine one to talk mate, not quite 11pm here bud and besides the rug rats have been playing up and have just got off to sleep half hour ago........... so now it's dad time lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Top stuff - I just stuck my head in as everyone's pissed off to bed here as well - 4 kids, 1 wife and 3 dogs all out to it .. Me? I'm on the lounge having a beer and watching Stripes!! LOL... Seeya mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
pass another sir make that two
now would that be the one about a zebra, or the army????? lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Army brother ... Army ... You did have a long night didn't you? LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
How about we all share our best/funniest drunken adventure story
Not a i got hammered got arrested spent the nite away story
Just a good make us all larf story
Im sure you would have a couple scotty
same as u mate, 99% of the time its Jim Beam and Coke, but every now and then i have it dry :)Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
How much time do you have!!! LOL .. My missus rattled a few off to dhuck when he was over last weekend ... speaking of that weekend, let's just assume I was fairly pickled ... right? Well, getting a beer out of the back fridge and the missus asks me to get the salad out of the fridge ... being it was a food group that scares me, I was quite rightly shaking ... none the less, I drop the f#cking bowl an half the salad lands on the concrete floor - missis barks at me "you'd better be eating that" and not one to be outdone, I did ... straight off the deck, down on all fours like one of the dogs (who I was growling at by the way as they came close) and lapping up my salad whilst the "real" people sat at the table and enjoyed there dinner. A 'had to be there moment' but will give you some insight into what I do at home let alone when I'm let off the leash!!!! LOL - you remember that fine moment dhuck? You took a photo on your phone that I very stealthily deleted when you went to bed as you told me you were going to post it!!!Quote:
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By the way - the missus and I are just enjoying our second coldie! It is Saturday after all!!!! LMFAO.
You know how they have AA classes for alcoholics and they stand up all coy and say there name and sh!t? Do you reckon they have an AU class for people like me? You know, Alcoholics Unanimous !!!! LOL - a place where you get up and say "my name is Scotty, and I'm an alcoholic" which is met with rousing applause and someone passing you a drink!!!
I'm giggling again ...
DISCLAIMER: No! I do not have a drinking problem ....
I drink, I get drunk and I fall over no problem at all !!!!!
Mate told me he doesnt go to AA any more
They dont supply grog and they know his name
Whats alcoholic and anonymus about that ???
My funny story is,
The neighbours were away and we had to look after their place
So skinned as a lizard i walked (well stumbled )over
Climbed up on his gate,and fell head first on the ground
Worse part the liquid was still other side of gate
So very quickly checked the house , then climbed the gate again
And guess what , fell of it again
Staggered home,got half way up the driveway,and the legs just went and fell down and passed out on a meat ant nest
Missus didnt know where i was,she just kept ring the mobile and found me that way