Confucious say
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum
wake up with very smelly finger"
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Confucious say
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum
wake up with very smelly finger"
WOMAN WHO FLYS PLANE UPSIDE DOWN SURE TO HAVE CRACK UP
Bob Grady
confucious says
man with hand in pocket on ball all day
“Why compare yourself with others?
No one in the entire world
can do a better job of being you than you do.”
Susan Carlson
confucious says
Lady who sits on judges lap gets honourable discharge
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning,
Just not how it applies to me.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - At least thats the case when some thing breaks on the truck haha
“A problem well stated
is a problem half solved.”
~ Charles F. Kettering
“The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
“The average man,
who does not know what to do with his life,
wants another one which will last forever.”
~ Anatole France
Remember the aeroguard and ava good weekend
because ppl were racing cars before pianos were invented!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spock
“Speak when you are angry
and you will make the best speech
you will ever regret.”
~ Ambrose Bierce
Never let it be said that ya mother reared a squib.
~ an old Shearer.
Follow me, I'll be right behind ya!
An old Cherokee chief was teaching his grandson about life…
“A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy.
“It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
“One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies,
false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego.
“The other is good – he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth,
compassion, and faith.
“This same fight is going on inside you
and inside every other person, too.”
The grandson thought about it for a minute
and then asked his grandfather,
“Which wolf will win?”
The old chief simply replied,
“The one you feed.”
~Author Unknown~
“Three things cannot be long hidden:
the sun, the moon,
and the truth.”
~ Buddha
and the towing of a t.....t.....t........crapolaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“A leader is best
when people barely know he exists,
when his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
they will say:
we did it ourselves.”
~ Lao Tzu
Let's face it
After Monday and Tuesday...
even the calendar says -
W T F
“Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’
just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”
~ Author Unknown
You must first be happy with the person in the mirror!
“A society in which consumption has to be artificially stimulated in order to keep production going is a society founded on trash and waste, and such a society is a house built upon sand.”
-Dorothy L. Sayers
“Many men go fishing all of their lives
without knowing
that it is not fish they are after.”
~ Henry David Thoreau
“Our youth have an insatiable desire for wealth:
They have bad manners and atrocious customs
regarding dressing their hair
and what garments or shoes they wear.”
~ Plato 428 – 347 B.C.
Note the Author
I may be an idiot.. but there is one thing i am not and that is an idiot
Nothings changed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“Men are simple things.
They can survive a whole weekend
with only three things:
beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
~ Diana Jordan
“Imagination was given to man
to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
~ Francis Bacon
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."-Churchill
"Learn From Yesterday, Live For Today. Hope For Tomorrow"
It is not economical
to go to bed early to save the candles
if the result is twins.
~ Chinese Proverb
Onya Bob was worried you had run out for a bit there. Got my bro in law stumped told him i was reading a philosophy book so we would have somethin in common.............pi22n meself laughin hahahahahahaha he doesnt no weather im 2h1ttin him or not hahahahaaha.........students haQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate;
only love can do that.”
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow;
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead;
Walk beside me,
and just be my friend.
~ Albert Camus
“Feeling gratitude and not expressing it
is like wrapping a present and not giving it.”
~ William Arthur Ward
“It is not who is right,
but what is right,
that is important.”
~ Thomas Henry Huxley
(1825 – 1895)