He is probably dreaming that sausage fingers is giving him an rectal examination. (is it you he was referring to that has sausage fingers?)Quote:
Originally Posted by NP99
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He is probably dreaming that sausage fingers is giving him an rectal examination. (is it you he was referring to that has sausage fingers?)Quote:
Originally Posted by NP99
All about you chubby cheeks!Quote:
Originally Posted by NP99
Woke up around 3.55am, unfortunately the bloody aesthetic pact that is now cannulated into the wound is farken wearing off big time.
PS, I woke up just when NP99 had me sitting on his lap (100kg of solid love beast) lol
Regards,
Paul
Good morning Paul
G'day macca,Quote:
Originally Posted by macca
I note you only need 49 posts to hit your 2,000 mark. lol
Regards,
Paul
That will take me a while Paul. LOL
Aside from waking early how are you travelling today?
Do they have you on a liquid diet, I know F-all about medical stuff!
116.8kg mate, I'm told I look slimmer in dreams though..... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PMC
G'day folks,Quote:
Originally Posted by PMC
Just up-dating everyone that I will be getting discharged from hospital at 1300hrs (1.00pm) so I can continue my recovery at home.
The last 2 nights I have been sleep deprived (especially with Butch trying to have her wicked way with me) lol. No, the bloody single beds at the hospital are totally uncomfortable, I feel like I am being farken tortured.
Doc Sutherland has agreed for me to go home and rest-up.
So please folks no more calls after 1300hrs, unless some of you folks want to personally speak to Butch. lol
PS, I have just had a good conversation with Shane NP99, a special thanks again that called me over the last 2 days.
Kind regards,
Paul
Always good talking to you mate......your kind offer has won me many points, I'll talk in detail later with you. Cheers :)
G'day Trendsetters,
Sorry for the slow response, unfortunately I have been bed ridden for the last 27 hours. I think all the pain medication and general anaesthetic has taken its toll on me. Effetely my wife informed me that I slept 19 hours straight; woke-up had further medications and then slept another 8 hours. I finally arose around 10.00am this morning.
Anyhow it was great to leave hospital on Sunday afternoon, Thank goodness Butch was not on shift, I was dreading it was going to be her removing bloody booby-trapped catheter from the eye of the WANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ehhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Thank goodness, another nurse in her 30’s got the job, very empathetic, soft-warm hands, very gentle, spoke softly with a very effeminate reassuring voice, reminded me a lot of when I first met AB on the Cape Otway’s trip at Christmas. Lol
Anyhow made it home and finally collapsed in a heap my own bed, I have spent close to six months sleeping in hospital beds over the last 3 and half years in Brisbane, Coffs Harbour and Sydney, and unfortunately I can never get used to them.
There is nothing more comfortable than sleeping in your own fart-sack! I now been advised to take it easy for the next few months and I am thinking to myself, “I farken have for the last 3 years”. Tell me something different. Lol
PS, anyhow thanks for your kind support and phone calls, I really treasure your friendship.
Kind regards,
Paul
So you slept through the cuddles I gave you.... you saying you dont remember??