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Its great to have to have control of the power windows in the car so you can let one go and put the window lock on.
I`m glad it is not only me that does that..........:biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Definition of a fart; The agonizing scream of a trapped shite:eck05::blowup:
What about a DINO Fart that would flatten a small forest lol
...and if you thought blokes knew how to phart, we ain't got nothing on the sheilas, check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwGrX6GMUM0
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Originally Posted by TimE
Fanny farting.......it's different! :)
that's just wrong on so many levels,
Little Dino got me laughing lol
a fart is just mother nature telling you to do number two's
An old married couple went to bed one night. *As soon as they hit the pillows, the old man passes gas and says, "Touchdown! *Seven points!"His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"The old man replied, "It's fart football."A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! *Tie score!"After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "A-ha! *I'm ahead 14 to 7."Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown! *Tie score!"Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal! *I lead 17 to 14."Now the pressure is on the old man. *He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. *Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally poops in the bed.The wife says, "What the hell was that?"The old man says, "Half time! *Switch sides!"