Dirty Innuendos Thread " The art of sounding dirty , without being dirty "

Wow, that's a massive cock.

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Originally Posted by Limmy

" Rich man buys a new horse for Melbourne cup and names it " MY FACE " . When it's racing for first place. The crowd screams and cheer " COME ON MY FACE , COME ON MY FACE!!!!

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Footy show used to have a greyhound they raced at the Dapto dogs, Called it Nads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYNwVJuyAPY

subtitles : If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Wdvw9dXSY

Would you like to suck on my lollipop.

It's like throwing a sausage down a hallway

It was called a Jump'o'line befor your mum had a go...