An (apparently) unhealthy obsession with rotary engined Mazdas.....
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An (apparently) unhealthy obsession with rotary engined Mazdas.....
Bigrig ... obvious really ...
Nothing to do with my truck, coz there's bigger out there ...
Yep, you guessed it ... coz of my big guts!!!
That's what you were all thinking right?? lol
I was actually called Bigrig by a mate of mine I used to concrete with - not because I was big, but moreso (in his words) I had a tendency to get the gear off when I was drunk and had no issues "getting the Bigrig out"!
As those who know me from here can attest, nothing has changed! lmao.
Also answer to the following depending on which mate I'm with:
CB (short for Cannon Ball).
Sweat hog - self explanatory.
Lips - not so self explanatory, but something to do with female anatomy that isn't for this forum.
BKB (short for Big Koala Bear ... how cute!!).
Hammer (for my big @arse ... you know, "have to have a big hammer to drive a big nail" ... lmao).
I'd Tap That!!
OzzyMalone......well this is a boring story.
From high school i have always been know as Oz, Ozzy, OzStar or Big O.
Had "Brain" for a while (named after a puppetry of the "big-rig" trick)
And "Smurf" cos I had blue hair for a while
And "Fish", "Fishboy", "Superfish" from my swimming days.
But I stick to OzzyMalone cos' I am an Aussie and I'm a Malone.
I had a couple over the years
Originally called "The Snake" - this came about as I was showing off when I was about 17 and grabbed this medium sized snake out of a tree when we were camping, thinking I was clever, Wasn't that clever the sucker decided to give me a little love bite on the fore arm. so it stuck.
Then Showy(short for Showbags) - Mate of mine who we called "Potholes" walked in through the door of our office one day, I yelled out G'day Potholes and he said "GET F@$#ED SHOWBAGS", Show bags I said and he said yeah full of Sh!t and no value. It stuck as these things do and over the years it got shortened to Showy.
MC97GQ - my initials and what I drive.
Mark
Lmao my mate Danny (kure) told me back in 99 that my new name was LIFO lol he knew the other lifo
cheers stevo.