The 3 word game!

Scrapping down your

dreadlocked covered back

And over the

incredibly long tongue

rough and scaley

but very sensitive

And sweet tasting

Like sticky buns

and pooey nappies

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

which are green

Like mushy peas

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

Still in pods

with the podologists

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

Like who oligists??

Dribbling down chin

going in circles

Very very fast

in their pods


Double Tap

using their iPods

for easy listening


Double Tap

to great music

LikeA Holden V8


Double Tap

The mighty 308


Double Tap

Oh yeah baby


Double Tap

BaaBaa Black Sheep

drove a ford


Double Tap

regretted buying holden

not bloody likely


Double Tap

his Nissan rulz

bunch of foolz

driving plastic GU's

Down Tarmac roads


Tap,tap,tapping in your head

Killing cane toads


Sent from the secret chambers of our secret society, on a secret iPhone, with a secret pin code and eye retina scanning from a secret peep hole, just don't tell anyone OK, cos it's secret........

with golf clubs

and petrol bombs

Big flaming balls


Sent from the secret chambers of our secret society, on a secret iPhone, with a secret pin code and eye retina scanning from a secret peep hole, just don't tell anyone OK, cos it's secret........

to chew on

the grissley strands

And crispy toadpus


Sent from the secret chambers of our secret society, on a secret iPhone, with a secret pin code and eye retina scanning from a secret peep hole, just don't tell anyone OK, cos it's secret........

toasted cheese sangers