Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.
It's hard to soar like an eagle, when you are surrounded by turkeys
Don't get mad at people who break things. They are the source of my income.
And the demise of mine.
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
Helen Keller
I God had intended man to drink beer, he would have given them stomachs.
Everybody has to believe in something.
Me????
I believe I'll have another drink!
Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have drunk, and I feel ashamed. Then I look into my glass and think of all the workers in the brewery, and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver".
I drink to make other people interesting!
(Yes I did just get sent a bunch of beer thoughts from a mate)
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach him to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.