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An eldery man was stopped by the police around 2 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as
well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked." Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
Mum and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mum said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
News just in that Apple are going to change their brand name to Banana so it is more in line with their current products.
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Banana iPhone 6
Went to the doctors yesterday with fluid on the knee. Doctor told me I wasn`t aiming straight.
I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.
It's really difficult to find what you want on ebay.
I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
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Some people :)
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