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“No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain, you might look good,
but all you could do is run for public office.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)
"May your life be like toilet paper... long and useful."
“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,
but all the happiness and growth
occurs while you’re climbing it.”
~ Andy Rooney
(1919-2011)
"My favourite saying: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!"
Riebe, Wolfgang.
"I've learned that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. So start enjoying those little things in life - it does make a difference."
“People who say it cannot be done
should not interrupt those who are doing it.”
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
― Mark Twain
I like taking shit from people, one day I may need to use it.