"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"
~Eric Cartman ~
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"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"
~Eric Cartman ~
No, you just fat. PMLQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
The one thing women dont want to find in their stockings on christmas morning
is their husbands.
~ Joan Rivers
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?
- Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)
When you stop believing in Santa,
you get underwear.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
“Of all the paths you take in life,
make sure a few of them are dirt.”
~ John Muir
My thoughts today go out to those who suffer in silence,
and for what ever reason will be having a crappy christmas.
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
- Andy Borowitz